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once two tomatoes are sitting on the railing.
the first one: I see a train. It will crush us!
the second one: never mind, we'll get out.
the first: it will crush us!
the second: nope, it won't.
the first: CRUSH!
the second: nope, it wo'....*splash*
a classic russian joke for connoisseurs of weed.
Upd: there are no_tomatoes in this picture.
tomatoes are actually an author's_metaphor.
with a silly joke he tries to effect the deadful essence of what this picture tells to a viewer.
he wants to tell you that everyone of us sometimes acts like a tomato.
come on, read Kafka...
the first one: I see a train. It will crush us!
the second one: never mind, we'll get out.
the first: it will crush us!
the second: nope, it won't.
the first: CRUSH!
the second: nope, it wo'....*splash*
a classic russian joke for connoisseurs of weed.
Upd: there are no_tomatoes in this picture.
tomatoes are actually an author's_metaphor.
with a silly joke he tries to effect the deadful essence of what this picture tells to a viewer.
he wants to tell you that everyone of us sometimes acts like a tomato.
come on, read Kafka...
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